PART ONE
The Press
A placement inside peer-reviewed pages, on shelves in 5,200+ stores for ninety days. Where credibility is minted.
Media
The Ashton Hall Edition · closes September 12, 2026
Biohack Yourself Media
Print, film, journalism and events. Every way we can point our credibility at your business, and exactly what each one costs.
Now booking · The Ashton Hall Edition · closes September 12, 2026
A print magazine in thousands of stores, an award-winning film studio, a newsroom of journalists, and the rooms where the movement gathers. One machine.
“We use the credibility of our products and our ecosystem to reinforce buying decisions for the public, whether that is at your clinic, at a trade show, or inside your virtual platforms. You are peer reviewed and approved by Biohack Yourself Media.”
We do not move your product and we never promise ROI. We take credibility and make it travel.
Everything on this deck is one of these three, or a combination of them.
PART ONE
A placement inside peer-reviewed pages, on shelves in 5,200+ stores for ninety days. Where credibility is minted.
PART TWO
We send a journalist to you. Your clinic, your booth, your story, filmed and told properly. Where the story gets made.
PART THREE
Real people, real reactions, cut professionally and yours forever. Where amplification runs at volume.
Nobody walks into a clinic to admit they do not know what an IV drip does, what a hyperbaric chamber is, or that red light is not a tanning bed. Most practitioners and formulators speak the language of their training and assume the public understands it. It does not.
Our journalists are storytellers first. We take what you do and make it land with a normal person, in print, on camera, and in content you keep. When someone finally understands what happens inside your four walls, walking through the door stops being scary.
This is the whole mechanism. Comprehension, not exposure.
“We offer HBOT at 2.0 ATA, targeted PEMF protocols, IV micronutrient therapy and full-spectrum photobiomodulation, supported by VO2 max and biomarker panels to drive mitochondrial efficiency and reduce systemic oxidative stress.”
Accurate · and nobody books from it
“There is a chamber here that pushes oxygen into your body at higher pressure than air ever could, so your tissue heals faster. And a bed of red light that is nothing like a tanning bed. You will be shown exactly what each one does before you decide on anything.”
The same clinic · now someone walks in
You do not need better treatments. You need someone to explain the ones you have.
Clients who think they are buying an ad do not buy. Clients who understand they are buying a 90-day campaign do.
Buying a page is buying the body. The benefit happens in the tentacles: the badge on your packaging, the article working your search results, the content loading your channels for ninety days.
Both run a full ninety days. One is the proven placement. The other is a done-for-you media takeover.
Total deliverables, every issue
One production · twenty finished pieces · yours forever
A fully produced, done-for-you media takeover, every issue, and you own every piece of it forever.
Every figure below is ours or the market's, side by side. No projections, no promises: arithmetic.
Finished pieces per $10,000
What a five-figure budget actually buys, here versus a typical agency.
Up to 2.5× the deliverables for the same spend · and none of theirs come with a magazine page
Cost per human UGC piece
In Print + On Camera: ten pieces plus your placement for $4,500.
Up to 62% under market, per piece · with the placement thrown on top
We call it a 90-day campaign because the work keeps going long after the shoot day. Here is the whole thing.
We map your story, your space and your offer, and look for ways to maximize every square foot before anyone travels.
A journalist, or a journalist and a videographer, on site. One or two days. You keep treating patients while we work around you.
Cut professionally, branded and unbranded versions both, in your hands. Yours forever from this moment on.
Your page is in 5,200+ stores across the US and Canada, and the badge is yours to put on your site and packaging.
Your permanent press article on biohackyourself.com keeps building, so people searching your name find journalism, not an ad.
The issue is still in stores, the article is still live, and your content is still running. Then the next edition opens.
Two ways in. A quarter of a page in the clinic directory, or the whole page to yourself.
A quarter page in the clinic directory, alongside names patients already follow. Written by a journalist rather than by you. From $2,500.
Their page of editorial, your page of advertising: that is how the real issue reads, page after page. It anchors the 90-Day and the Ultimate campaigns. From $7,000.
The Wellness Revolution
Open the camera and try the cover on for size.
11 · Try it on
Every edition puts someone on the front of the longevity conversation. Open the camera and see how it looks when it is you.
The camera runs only on this page, nothing is uploaded or stored, and it switches off the moment you close it or scroll away.
Part One
Where credibility is minted. A placement inside peer-reviewed pages, on shelves in over five thousand stores.










On shelf at Barnes & Noble · Indigo · Shoppers Drug Mart and 5,200+ stores
Patients looking for a clinic like yours finally find one.
You get a proper editorial listing in the section people actually read when they are deciding where to go, and it sits there for ninety days while you get on with treating patients.
You stop disappearing between issues.
Twelve unbroken months of presence on either tier, your place held in every edition before it closes, for four thousand dollars less than buying issue by issue.
Part Two
Where the story gets made. We send a journalist to you. $2,500 to $20,000.
They walk in already understanding what you do.
A real journalist spends a day inside your four walls and leaves with eight finished reels that explain your practice better than you can explain it yourself. No scripts to write, no gear to buy, no guessing what to post.
Travel is billed separately: a local ride is on us; flights and one night of accommodation are the client's.
Six months of content, shot the way a documentary crew shoots.
A journalist for the story and a professional videographer who directs the shoot and cuts the film. Twenty-two documentaries and fifty-nine international awards of production experience, pointed at your practice for one or two days.
Four-to-six week ramp, white glove. Travel: a local ride is on us; flights and one night of accommodation are the client's.
Part Three
Where amplification runs at volume. Content built to keep every channel loaded.
You never open your feed and wonder what to post again.
Real people explaining your product the way a friend would, made across three production houses and 10 to 20 creators, so almost any format you ask for can be met. Cut professionally, and yours forever.
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Following
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18,392 likesbiohackyourself The experts behind this edition, and the brands they stand next to. Peer reviewed, on shelves now.
Real posts from the feed · this is where your three static posts land
Not a description of the work. The work. Shot by our journalists, cut by our editors, delivered to the client.
Every piece above is yours forever when we make it for you, in branded and unbranded versions, to run on your own channels, your website and your paid media for as long as you like.
Someone who has never heard of you picks up the issue, and there you are, in print, on a shelf, next to the people they already trust.
An entry point at every budget from $2,500 to $36,000. Nobody is out of range; the only question is where you start.
First · which one are you?
Second · what are you comfortable spending?
Pick one from each row and we will point you at the right rung. Nothing is submitted, and nothing is binding.
Level 01 · Start here · clinics
from $2,000the door in
Every price is the whole price · travel stated plainly
Level 02 · The volume play · brands
from $5,000your feed, loaded
Under half market rate · per piece
Level 03 · The campaigns · brands
from $7,000the proven placement
The flagship · up to $36,000
Level 04 · The film crew · clinics
from $10,000documentary craft
Videographer-led · white glove



It works from either direction: start on camera, add the page, same $4,500. Market rate for the ten pieces of content alone is $8,000 to $12,000.
Add-on path
Video Spotlight → + a journalist at your next event
The big shoot happens in your clinic. Then a journalist covers your next trade-show booth and the footage cuts together into one continuing story.
Add-on path
Any spotlight → into the magazine
Every field production can take its place in the next edition. Content first, placement second, or the reverse. Every product has a next step.
Every reel, film, photo and article is yours outright, branded and unbranded versions both. Run them anywhere, for as long as you like.
Before we produce anything, a working session focused on maximizing dollars per square foot of your business, run by people who have scaled clinics.
“As featured in Biohack Yourself,” with logos and lockups for your site, packaging and media kits.
Twelve expert contributors in every issue: physicians, researchers and practitioners. Your placement sits inside their credibility.
Storytellers who translate what you do into language a normal person understands, in print, on camera and in content.
We reinforce buying decisions everywhere you sell. We never promise sales, patients, revenue or ROI.

For clinics + practitioners
Longevity centers, holistic practices, biological dentists. IV therapy, hydrogen baths, PEMF, VO2 max, red light, hyperbaric.
Starts at $2,500

For brands + product companies
Clean pre-workouts, red light devices, hyperbaric, peptides, glutathione, NAD+, shilajit, clean food, wearables and diagnostics.
Starts at $5,000 · placements from $7,000
Scope, price and edition confirmed in writing. Nothing moves until you have it on paper.
We map your story, your space and your goals, and look for ways to maximize every square foot before anyone arrives.
Journalist or full crew on site. Videographer-led shoots ramp in four to six weeks; the shoot itself is one or two days.
Cut professionally, delivered branded and unbranded. Extra deliverables at $250 each on field shoots.
Your placement prints, the press article goes live, and the issue holds the shelf for ninety days.
Stated plainly, so nothing is left to wonder about
“A revolution in wellness hits the big screen.”
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“The biohacking power couple who proved the medical system wrong.”
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“A star-studded celebration of wellness and innovation.”
LA's The Place · on the Las Vegas world premiere










Your placement sits on the same pages as these twelve physicians, researchers and practitioners. That is the company someone finds you in when they go looking, and it is what makes the words “peer reviewed” mean something.












The production company behind your spotlight.









59+ Awards
Cannes 2026
22+ Documentaries
Streaming Worldwide
This machine is being rebuilt to be even louder, not coasting.
The magazine is being fully redesigned by Sunken Blimp, with production investment doubled, and a Circulation Verification Council audit is underway so the sophisticated media buyer gets audited numbers, not estimates. Ask us about it on the call.
The live edition
Placement is limited per issue and closes ahead of print.
Tell us which edition you want to be in, and we will build the machine around your story.
Jeremy Behar · Chief Growth Officer
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